The 10 ways to get the woman u want; and the 10 ways to lose her when u want

1. Be relaxed around her, tough i know, but hey, the dividends are worth it;
2. be yourself, women have a way of catching on to fakers, plus faking sucks; never gets you laid
3. Smile a lot; they ll love you for it;
4. Pay attention; they ll love it;
5. Be honest about showin them they r special; they ll be honest about showing you they care
6. listen to em', if nothing, im honestly saying, women r the most amazing beings to listen to, they come out with so many takes on life, and more importantly, they ll love you for it;
7. Remember little things about them; the really tiny things, they r keys to a woman' sheart

If you do all these things, i can;t see how you can't care for this woman, she'll have already fallen for you, and you her

9. Get them gifts, and trust me its the morons who think cost equals happiness, effort equals happiness, the kind of genuine effort that goes into getting her that special something, y man i can see her pink hearts in her eyes
10. Be funny, just to watch her laugh, aah, the worries of life all melt away in her laugh..

now to lose her
1. act desperate, money back guarantee
2. act suspicious, hehehe, and volatilely insecure, keep asking her questions about where she' s been, who she's been with, and if she wants you to believe her, hahahaha, she'd be off before u'd even no it
3. stop calling her, or picking up her calls, make her feel like u 've jumped off the boat after getting what u want
4. make a scene when she's with her pals, shout at her, throw stuff, call her bad names loudly; and then walk away and act aloof, if she still comes back, u both are meant for each other in the stone age;
5. when she complains, shout loudly saying u want peace of mind, and walk away
6. flirt openly,and sexually with other females in front of her; wink, stare, pay open compliments to the female sitting there, and once she's left act pissed with her again
7. store all ur guy friend's numbers as girl's, and make them call non-stop, address to them as sweety, sweetheart, etc, over the phone
8. act suddenly nice to her, make sure she gets the idea u r getting there for a booty call
9. Watch tv with a bored expression when she's talkin to you about her problems
10. talk something completely unrelated and jovial when she's talking about her problems, boy, if u still have a girl, the same girl after all this, ur a dude or ur married, one way or the other, u r done for;

11. Never talk about ur problems to her, treat her distantly

Note : Some of these steps can be potentially very harmful to ur health, do it with protective gearing on....crotch-guards and helmets have saved many male lives, watch out;

12. oh ya..hehehehe..look always like something the cat dragged in, money back guaranteed, ur stayin happily single..egegegegge